"I would agree with you on most of those, except I have seen an alot that seemed to be sentient fire, an alot of made of what I think were dishtowels, and an alot of bugs." Verity shook her head. "I can't make proper sense of what the classification should be when they don't even obey the normal rules of what's possible. Not to mention that when it comes to cryptids, even rules like 'what makes a mammal' and 'what makes a reptile' get fluid?"

And people thought the platypus was weird.

"Where's 'not from around here'?" she added, taking another long sip of her drink. "Not a lot of people can bring up the concept of 'convergent evolution' in casual conversation."