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John had gotten the surprise of his fucking life this morning. In a good way, that was, and while it had taken a few moments for him to wake up enough to realize what, exactly, was coming out of his shower-head, he had figured it out eventually.

A call and a bribe to get a same-day delivery of a few giant bottles of Culligan and a water cooler from the mainland, a trip over the Causeway to the YMCA for a godsdamned shower with water and a shopping trip for the appropriate accouterments...

It was getting on towards dinner time by the time once he was back and had everything he needed. The door to his flat was propped open, text messages reading my fucking taps are running absinthe come fucking help me enjoy it, music on and food available.

Fuck yeah Constantine was indulging. And no, he wasn't lighting his sugar cubes on fire, that shit was for showy amateurs.

[OOC: Open post! If you think you got a text, you did, or feel free to stumble over Constantine's Bad Choices.]
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Date: 2017-03-17 02:59 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (just woke up)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
Peter got the message and knocked on the open door, a large jug in his hand. "My taps are running beer. I brought some. Is this an island thing, or do we need to talk to the landlord?"

Date: 2017-03-17 03:27 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (no)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
Peter made a face. "Luckily I noticed this one when I went to brush my teeth."

He glanced at the wards he could feel around John's door. "What are those against? I don't want to break them or get myself fried."

Date: 2017-03-17 03:55 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (sexy and suspicious)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
Peter nodded and stepped in. "I've set up similar ones at my place and the flower shop, but I thought I'd make sure. No harm to you or yours," he promised, "though I'm not going to stop you getting shit-faced if you want to."

He set his jug of beer down. "Are the walls part of the weird, too? Mine aren't doing that."

Date: 2017-03-17 04:14 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (laughing)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
"Never had the dubious pleasure," Peter said, sitting. "I'll take your word for it."

Date: 2017-03-17 05:29 pm (UTC)
uncertain_dume: (Whats The Word)
From: [personal profile] uncertain_dume
"There's green sludge in my sink and I need a damn drink," Kanan announced as he peered in the door. "The open door is promising, though. What's going on in here?"

Kanan really needed to get himself an Earth phone. Then he could just start off with 'what the hell is absinthe and how drunk will it get me?'

Date: 2017-03-17 05:36 pm (UTC)
uncertain_dume: (Sourface)
From: [personal profile] uncertain_dume
"Hell if I know, but I think it has milk in it," Kanan shared. "Yours sounds more fun. What's absinthe?"

Teach him the ways of the green fairies, John.

Date: 2017-03-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (sexy and suspicious)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
Peter gave him a wry grin. "Drugs don't affect me. And where I learned my magic, I never would have touched them if they did."

Somehow, psychedelics and Hell seemed like a really bad combination.

Then, because he couldn't remember what John might or might not know, "I spent a thousand years in Hell."

Date: 2017-03-17 05:53 pm (UTC)
uncertain_dume: (Actual Disaster Kanan Jarrus)
From: [personal profile] uncertain_dume
"Try me," Kanan replied, smirking faintly. "I was drinking the ryncol straight when the island was going for its wander."

Because Kanan was an idiot. He'd vomited a lot of purple during that little romp across the multiverse.

Date: 2017-03-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
uncertain_dume: (Hey Hey)
From: [personal profile] uncertain_dume
Well, that seemed to amuse Kanan, at least. He gave his shoulders an easy shrug to go with his little snort of amusement.

"I'll drink her however you're drinking her," he decided. "I'll defer to the professional, at least to start."

There was something in there about how he liked them sweet, wet, and green, but he decided to behave himself at least until he was a little more drunk.

Date: 2017-03-17 06:16 pm (UTC)
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Sultry: Looking at You)
From: [personal profile] arboreal_priestess
There was a knock on Constantine's open door and a blonde with a pixie cut stick her head inside. "Excuse me?"

Verity's taps were running green and smelling like gin of all things, and she hadn't been on the island anywhere near long enough to figure out the connection.

"I was wondering if there was something wrong with your pipes, too?"

Date: 2017-03-17 06:35 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (profile)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
"I don't think anyone can agree on who's in charge," Peter said. "There are more than three that try to claim it, though." He smiled grimly. "And if they hate you, it just means you're doing something right."

Date: 2017-03-17 06:41 pm (UTC)
futurespacemom: (confused)
From: [personal profile] futurespacemom
Hera followed Kanan down, then turned around and went back up for a glass pulled from their pipes. She came in holding it out. "Is this absinthe? Or can you tell me what it is?"

They didn't have shamrock shakes in her galaxy.

Date: 2017-03-17 07:44 pm (UTC)
2_old_for_this: (side-eye)
From: [personal profile] 2_old_for_this
"I'm not sure about this one's version of Lucifer," Peter said. "We took down Beelzebub just before I ended up here; he was the most powerful I met."
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