talentforlying: (can't clean me up for polite company)
So You Want To Be A Wizard Student Library Aide!

Yes, y'all, I was serious.

Constantine requires new minions for the library! Why? Because he sure as shite isn't going to be shelving all those books, and poor Belle and Jo deserve a break. Hell, new minions means he could promote both of them as, like, 'library aide supervisors' or something with a raise. Fuck knows they deserve it for tolerating him.

Open shifts: Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays

Aides are responsible for posting the library one day a week. If two people want to sign up as a team to cover a single day, that's fine with me too. Constantine doesn't give a shit, and I'm just here to enable hijinks.

Your character can apply for the job IC, we can handwave the application process, or you can be assigned to work at the library via the time-honored and GLORIOUS tradition of Moose Paperwork.

Duties include: shelving books, dealing with a hungover librarian, organizing books, loaning books, wrangling books, and ensuring the sustainability of the fabric of time and space. You may be asked to handle awkward book situations, such as: dog-earred corners, sudden fangs, purple prose, books turning into animals, animals turning into books, ponies, BDEs, feeding Special Collections, genre-wars, revisionist history, and the ever dreaded paper cut.

Interested applicants hit me up here or over Discord DMs.
talentforlying: (smug bloody bastard)
Once John finished up at the radio station, he walked down the street to Jon's place to bang on the door, two Portalocity tickets tucked in his back pocket. "Oy! Jon! Grab your boots and get your arse down here you fucking git."

There was no possible way this was going to end well.

[OOC: For him that is mentioned.]
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