Hardison had always known this day would come. But awww hell no was he playing wingman for some chick he didn't even know who just wanted to get into Eliot's pants. There was a Plan for those pants and they certainly didn't involve...whoever this chick was.
"Look, I don't even know you, but believe me my ass is just as hot as his an' you got about an equal chance of seein' one as the other. Now get on outta here, 'fore you embarrass yourself."
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Crazy Phones
Date: 2015-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)Hardison had always known this day would come. But awww hell no was he playing wingman for some chick he didn't even know who just wanted to get into Eliot's pants. There was a Plan for those pants and they certainly didn't involve...whoever this chick was.
"Look, I don't even know you, but believe me my ass is just as hot as his an' you got about an equal chance of seein' one as the other. Now get on outta here, 'fore you embarrass yourself."